You know that face you make when you hear someone spewing nonsense that you know they’re lying through their perfectly aligned bleached white teeth about. 

Well, that’s the face I am making writing this Chris Cuomo’s bullshit.

Over a week after we reported that on Easter, Chris Cuomo had a run-in with a local bicyclist while the CNN egomaniac was visiting his undeveloped East Hampton property with his wife, his three children, and another unidentified woman.

The coronavirus-stricken CNN anchor released a video of his supposed “official re-entry” from his quarantine.

“All right, here it is … the official re-entry from the basement, cleared by the CDC,” the 49-year-old says in the roughly one-minute video shot by his 17-year-old daughter Bella and posted on Instagram.

As I was throwing up a little in my mouth listening to Cuomo whined:

 “This is what I’ve been dreaming of literally for weeks. This is the dream, just to be back here, doing normal things.”

Cuomo also announced that his wife that he infected last week is also miraculously cured in just 5-days.

“My wife. She was cleared by the CDC. She doesn’t have a fever. And she doesn’t have the symptoms anymore.”

I find it amazing that despite these same mainstream media newsmen complaining about how there are not enough COVID-19 test kits for Americans, they seem to get tested an awful lot?

On Wednesday, April 15th, Chris Cuomo announced on his CNN ‘Cuomo Primetime’ show, that his wife Cristina tested positive for COVID-19.

But less than a week later he’s announcing she cured after being tested again?

WOW, I guess all that 14-day self-quarantine their always lecturing Americans about, doesn’t affect people who believe their poop doesn’t stink?

The Coronavirus guidelines call for a 14-day self-quarantine after testing positive, and even if Chris Cuomo was being re-tested by the CDC to see if he was still infected. 

If coronavirus tests were as scarce as the news media claims when attacking President Trump.

Why would the CDC waste one of these precious tests just five days after Chris Cuomo’s wife tested positive?

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During his Monday night April 20th “Cuomo Prime Time,” show the governor’s baby brother, emphasis on ‘Baby’ declared: “She’s out of quarantine, and she dealt with it in a fraction of the time.”

Cuomo added that his wife “has proven again that she is the stronger part of the couple” after she “powered through” her battle with the illness herself.

I must assume Cuomo’s wife time-traveled that recommended 14-day quarantine, down to 5?

After Chris Cuomo escaped, for the second time, from his household purgatory, he threw a pity-party for himself telling CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta that his illness put him into a “depression.”

 Cuomo (insert mini-violins) bellowed:

“I have never had anything like this in my life. It humbled me. I know people are dealing with so much worse, but for me, personally, I’m not that strong, and it really tore me up inside and out in terms of making me reassess things about myself and my life.

It scared me, like some people, when they get a heart attack. I know this is nothing like a heart attack, but for me it was,”

But I guess it didn’t scare Chris Cuomo enough to run out with the wife and kiddies to visit his empty lot on Easter?

Despite whining how scared he was, as we reported last week, over Easter weekend the supposedly frightened Cuomo packed up his wife and kiddies and went to visit his empty East Hampton lot.

There Cuomo got into a heated altercation with a 65-year-old East Hampton resident who only wanted to be referred to as “David.”

David, a lifelong Democrat, claimed he was riding his bike when he saw who he thought was CNN’s egotistical anchor with a couple of women and three kids.

David told The New York Post “I said to him, ‘Your brother [Gov. Andrew Cuomo] is the coronavirus czar, and you’re not even following his rules — unnecessary travel,’ ” 

According to David, Chris Cuomo snarled back: “Who the hell are you?! I can do what I want!”

On Monday night, April 13th, Cuomo confirmed his Easter weekend encounter when Fredo ripped the bicyclist, calling him a “jackass loser fat-tire biker” during his SiriusXM radio program.

On Tuesday, April 14th, Chris Cuomo, who lectures Americans about staying home and social distancing showed just how much of a hypocrite he is. 

When he announced that he’s still suffering from a low-grade fever i.e. he’s still infected with Coronavirus, and he prays that his wife and kids won’t get infected. 

We concluded that April 14th article: Bicyclist Verbally Attacked By CNN’s Chris Cuomo Fires Back with:

Just spitballing here but maybe Cuomo’s wife and children wouldn’t be in any danger of catching the Coronavirus if Chris Cuomo and his low-grade fever didn’t feel the need to drive the family out to his undeveloped East Hampton property?

The very next day, April 15th, Chris Cuomo announced that his wife Cristina Cuomo had tested positive for COVID-19.

Of course, this all led up to this morning’s announcement that Cuomo’s time-traveling wife, has been miraculously cured of the coronavirus in just 5-days.

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