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Chris Hayes My Mom Told Me I Couldn’t Watch ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ Because of Confederate Flag on the Car

Only MSNBC's Chris Hayes believes no one is gonna laugh at a 41-year-old thanking his mom for forbidding him to watch the 'Dukes of Hazzard'

Anyone who’s been visiting TuskerDaily knows we normally call Chris Hayes MSNBC’s Resident Mental Midget.

And MSNBC’s resident mental midget Chris Hayes once again proves us right after the mental midget moron tweeted this little bit of insanity.

Of course, only a mental midget like Chris Hayes would think that no one is gonna laugh at him for a 41-year-old thanking his mom for forbidding him to watch the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ because of that evil Confederate flag painted on the roof of The General Lee.

Chris Hayes, Maybe Mom Just Didn’t Want You Seeing Those Daisy Dukes, And Using Up All The Hand Lotion?

While Chris Hayes may be telling the truth, I’m thinking this is another one of his ‘Feelings Are Just As Factual As Facts’ tall tales.

FACT: that this isn’t the first time the Confederate flag and the Dukes Boys of Hazzard county has been targeted by the triggered liberal leftist.

As one of our favorite websites “Twitchy‘ reported back in 2015 during Black Lives Matter (BLM) first 15-minutes of undeserved fame.

TV Land announced it was going to pull reruns of “The Dukes of Hazzard” because of the General Lee’s Confederate flag roof.


FACT: Since the now 41-year-old Chris Hayes would have been 36 at the time, there’s only a 50/50 chance that his Mom would forbid him from watching ‘Dukes of Hazzard’.

Now as we know ‘The Dukes of Hazzard,’ which originally ran on CBS from 1979 to 1985, was in syndication since Chris Hayes test tube didn’t spill him out until February 28, 1979.

Since the ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ targeted young teens, time for us to do a little guesstimating.

Mama Hayes more than likely laid the smackdown on little Chrisy watching the Duke boys and their slutty ‘Daisy dukes’ wearing cousin when was just entering his hand lotion using days.

Which would be in 1992, when Chris Hayes would be around 13.

Now I was well past my clipping hand-lotion coupons days in 1992, and it’s strange that not only do I remember no one having the slightest problem with the Confederate flag.

In 1992, Democrat politicians were still proudly using it on all sorts of election-year ‘vote for me and I’ll do nothing for you‘ pandering to the black community, and southern white rednecks propaganda.

In fact, in 1992, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore slapped their political pandering on items such as bumper stickers, magnets, posters, and of course, one of their all-time favorites, political campaign buttons such as…

Bill Clinton, Al Gore 1992 Confederate flag pin and Sons Of The New South button
Bill Clinton, Al Gore 1992 Confederate flag, and Sons Of The New South campaign buttons

So in our opinion, if Chris Hayes is speaking the truth.

Then unquestionably, it was 2015, when Chris Hayes’ Mom did indeed forbid her 36-year-old son from ever watching the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’.

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