Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer (D) used Santa Claus to lecture kids about how his so-called “Elves” are “wearing masks” at the North Pole, and this Christmas stay away from granny. 

How do Democrats like Gestapo Gretchen think it’s not ‘cringy’ to use COVID claus to lecture a bunch of children. 

I assume she believes she’ll teach the children because they could have evil parent who believe in freedom, the Bill of Rights, and the US Constitution.

Whitmer opened with a message to the kids saying how she knows someone who has been ‘really following the rules’ (hint your parents are f’n rule breakers) and making sure how to be safe.

Some children asked the Santa Claus if he has to wear a mask and if there is coronavirus in the North Pole.

COVID Claus told the kids how he wears a mask in his workshop and everyone has been testing negative near him.

Democrats…Sucking The Joy Out Of Life

Gestapo Gretchen Whitmer

A day before her Santa indoctrination, Gestapo Gretchen called for legislation that will mandate statewide mask wearing in Michigan.

Whitmer stated:

There is no question COVID-19 has created a lot of hardships in 2020. And it’s not my fault, it’s not the legislature’s fault.

The legislature needs to pass legislation to protect public health, including a mandate that we wear masks until the majority of us have had this vaccine.

I know that there is bipartisan support for that action. I’d love to see the legislature take action.

These are crucial things we can do to protect our people and our businesses here in Michigan.”

Umm, so I assume since it’s not Whitmer declaring it’s not her or the legislature’s fault then…It’s all your fault Michigan!


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