Despite other artists having to toil for years refining their technique, and then spending countless hours hoping to get their artwork seen. Hunter Biden astonishingly landed his very first art show at the swanky Georges Berges Gallery in Manhattan next year.
In the midst of a years-long Justice Department Investigation into Hunter Biden’s tax evasion that involves an $80,000 2.8 carat diamond, he received during his shady business dealings in China as well as his questionable work with Ukrainian energy company Burisma.
A lawyer by profession, who has also worked as a lobbyist, venture capitalist, and investor. Hunter Biden now considers himself an artist.
Hunter Biden ‘Blow-Straw artist’ Extrodinaire
Considering Hunter Biden’s cocaine and drug addiction, his chosen ‘Blow-Art’ paintings are both understandable and hilarious at the same time.
What is ‘Blow-Art’ you may wonder?
According To ArtfulParent.com:
“Blow painting with straws is simple yet lots of fun for kids of all ages. Use a straw to blow liquid paint around on paper, creating interesting designs.”
Of course, this is totally understandable since Hunter Biden has years’ worth of straws lying around his home, car, and wherever else he was getting his high on.
Now if they only had Crack-Pipe art, Hunter Biden will be all set.
Hmm, This Doesn’t Seem Curious At All
In 2015, just after Hunter’s dear old dad, Vice-President Joe Biden was put in charge of dealing with, and helping, Ukraine overcome their rampant corruption problems.
Hunter Biden landed an $83,000 a month job sitting on the board of a corrupt Ukraine energy company.
In light of how qualified he was to sit on an energy company board, it not shocking to know that despite him landing an exclusive exhibit at a swanky NYC art gallery, Hunter Biden doesn’t have a background in arts.
But no worries, Hunter Biden claims to have sketched on and off since childhood…Whoo Whoo!
I assume it’s just a coincidence that shortly after Joe Biden announced he was running for President in 2019, Hunter Biden started seeking representation as an artist.
Of course, it doesn’t seem odd at all that just days after daddy was declared ‘President-Elect Joe Biden, Hunter Biden inks a deal with Georges Bergès Gallery in SoHo?
Hunter Biden Should Be A Comedian Because He’s Such A Joke
Hunter Biden’s art exhibition will showcase his blown-ink abstract pieces on Japanese Yupo paper which resemble:
“psychedelic florals and ethereal patterns that look like nature viewed through a microscope, leaning toward the surreal.”
The New York Magazine critic Jerry Saltz described Hunter Biden’s work as “Generic Post Zombie Formalism illustration,” whatever that means.
He also called Biden a “big baby,” in his scathing critique.