Stuttering Alcoholic Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) implied that she was sober enough on January 6th, that the Capitol Hill rioters should consider themselves lucky that they didn’t run into her stupid drunk ass.

Luckily for the rioters during their supposed insurrection, Capitol Hill Police quickly evacuated the Speaker of the House from the U.S. Capitol.

Thankfully — and I mean that sincerely — they were able to take her and others out of harm’s way.

But had they not, Nancy Pelosi isn’t quite sure the situation wouldn’t have ended poorly for the rioters.

“Well, I’m pretty tough. I’m a street fighter,” Pelosi said to USA Today when asked what she would have done, had they reached her.

The 108-year-old Pelosi threw down her bottle of Colt 45, brought her hands up into fighting position, and told USA Today “They would have had a battle on their hands.”

Just how would have Nancy Pelosi crushed the Capitol Hill rioters?

During her interview with the paper, she pointed to her classic 4-inch stilettos and said, “I would have had these to use as weapons.”

Lest we forget Pelosi could have also smashed her bottle of her Jack’s, of course, only if it were empty, and used the neck as a weapon.

Pelosi’s comments should serve as a warning.

You just never know who is secretly involved in your local fight club. Obviously, Nancy Pelosi won’t talk about it, because that’s rule No. 1.

It’s not clear whether Pelosi is a striker, a grappler, or a submission artist. However, based on her comments, it’s probably best not to try and visualize Nancy Pelosi in spandex…Ewwwww.

Pelosi had serious answers regarding the riot in the interview as well.

But House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy should take note.

If he takes over as House Speaker one day, the gig now apparently comes with a new expectation.


  1. Why did Nancy send the police home if she knew there was going to be a mostly peaceful protest? What did she know and when did she know it? Has she found more evidence that Trump colluded with Russia? Whatta Democrat!

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