Kim Jong Un, kim yo jong

A South Korean official claims in a new report that North Korea’s dumpling despot Kim Jong Un has been in a coma for months and all his recent public appearances were, similar to many of CNN Trump videos, faked.

Chang Song-min, a former aide to late South Korean President Kim Dae-jung, alleged that Kim has become seriously ill amid speculation about his limited public appearances this year.

In April, rumors circulated that the days of North Korea’s Carbzilla stomping his people into the ground were over as he laid in a vegetative state after a botched heart operation.

The former aide now claims Kim fell into a coma months ago and that his subsequent appearances were recorded previously, according to the UK’s Sun.

Will Kim Yo Jong Be North Korea’s New Despot?

Kim Jong Un sister Kim Yo-jong

South Korean media, has reported that Kim Jong Un’s younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, was poised to take command of the country stating:

“I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended,” 

“A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo Jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period,” 

In a closed-door meeting with lawmakers last week, the National Intelligence Service said the power shift partly seeks to “relieve (Kim’s) stress from his reign and avert culpability in the event of policy failure,” the Yonhap News Agency reported.

Photographs emerged Thursday showing Kim attending a government meeting, though Reuters reported that it could not “independently verify” the images.

Please Note: If you believe Kim Yo Jong taking over for her Whalephant brother will be a good thing for North Koreans..think again.

According to multiple sources none of which are affiliated with CNN, Kim Yo Jong is far eviler than her salad dodging sibling.

Kim Jong Un Coma Fake News?

The Daily NK, a South Korea-based news outlet about the North, who was used as CNN’s source months ago when they were first reporting Kim Jong Un was in a coma.

The Daily NK which claims to have sources inside the rogue regime in June reported that Kim’s sister is seeking to secure her position in Pyongyang by taking a hard-line stance towards South Korea.

Please note that The Daily NK sources are as reliable those anonymous sources over at CNN – The Clown News Network.

And for those that claim ‘Tomatoes are fruits’

The US Supreme Court ruled in 1893 that the tomato should be classified as a vegetable on the basis of its culinary applications…So There!

Here’s a video explaining how evil Kim Yo Jong is:

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